- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

Nihat Do?an

the power to have a dick in the box

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

The power to see when people fart.

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The power to breathe

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

to poop a penny every year

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to be a dick.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Pointless Super Powers