The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to be really itchy.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power of words

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!