The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to create a meme

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!