The ability to read braile.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to die when you die

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The power to die at will.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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God tier Waste of Space

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!