The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Being a freemason

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to create shit

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!