The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!