The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!