The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!