- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power of immortality while suicidal.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to drown on land.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers