the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to like this post

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go on this website

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!