The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!