The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to have no power.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!