The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to see through glass

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The power to stop existing.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!