The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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Immunity to medication

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to die

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the power of the succulent game

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!