the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to let someone control your dick

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!