Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!