The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to create a meme

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!