The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power of words

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!