The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!