The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!