The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Find Waldo

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!