The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to create powers

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!