Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!