The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!