The power to live.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to change races.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to not finish your

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!