power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to eat nandos

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!