The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to control dodos

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!