The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to explode on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!