the power to vote

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The power to poke

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!