The power to be powerless

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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See through invisible people

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!