the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!