- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to grow new teeth.

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

the ability to smell sounds

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

Pointless Super Powers