The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!