the power to have an idea..

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of words

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!