The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!