The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to poop out your penis.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power of eating from ears.

the power to not have a power

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to turn into a magikarp

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!