the power to see through glass

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to imagine a new colour

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!