The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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captain obvious

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!