The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to see the present.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!