Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to catch em all

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to see through thin air

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!