The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to understand math.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!