the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be stupid

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!