- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to summon earthworms

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

To call me maybe

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

the ability to walk through your clothes

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to not have this superpower

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to have a black president

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

wast your time on the computer

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

the power to see through bananas

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

Pointless Super Powers