The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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mint berry crunch

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power... to read this

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!