The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to breathe

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to die at will

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the ability to become black.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!