The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!