The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!