The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Nihat Do?an

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!