The power to do nothing.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die at will.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!