The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!