the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!