The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to bleed

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to understand math.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to fail at everything you

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!