power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to part...hair.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to go into a coma

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!