the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!