The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to be wrong

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!