Ability to shit nuclear waste

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to die

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!