The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!