The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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32% Levitation.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to die at will.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to explode on the moon

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!