The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to die if you think

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!