the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to die

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The power to exist

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!