the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to create bad superpowers

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!