The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Acid pee

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to catch em all

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!