the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to be dead

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!