The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to breath at will.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to lose this power.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!