The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power of self mind control

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!