The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to be wrong

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!