- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The power to smell any point in time

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

the power to fire my lazer

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The ability to smell colors.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

Pointless Super Powers