The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to shit dirt!

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!