The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!