The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to move something right next to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!