The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!