The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The Power to Combust

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!