The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to read your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!