The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!