The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!