The power to die when u drink bleach

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to poke

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make youself dumb

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!