the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The ability to clean

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The power to speak in cursive

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to go 100% slower

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!