The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to understand math.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to become yourself

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to poo.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!