The power to sneeze scissors

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be dead

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!