The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to snore.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!