The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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Having the power of a normal human

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!