The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!