the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to have a power.

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to make dad jokes.

The power to die at will.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to fly but only when your in space.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!