The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to have a power

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!