the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!