The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to part...hair.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!