The power to become yourself

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to die

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The power to exist

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!