the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to lick your own anus

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!